True Or Not ???

The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home. He walks into the kitchen and immediately starts yelling:

"CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"

The wife is very upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?" The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like, when I am driving and you sit next to me."

--HaPPy ReADinG--

Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came upwith...


" 1 fineday I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw out. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 andtry to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 andleft 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don'tunderstand, I so nice2 him but I dont know what he 1".

*Moral value :- Don't Play-play

CRiTiS AnD CrEaTiVe THiNKinG

Question - Why did the chicken cross the road?



KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.



ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.



RONALD REAGAN: I forget.



ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.



RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

COMPUTER PROGRAMMER: In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need one driver to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.



JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"



BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.



MAHATHIR: You know, I am tired of all this..'apa-nama' chicken-chicken bisnes... .the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone... .. if they want to... 'apa nama' cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the road .. Malaysia is a democratic country,we let our chickens do whatever they want to do... . as long as they! don't t hreaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government... and if they plan to do so... we won't hesitate to use the ISA...



COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?



BILL CLINTON: I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...

Oooh...

I wake up early in the morning to go to AI class... But when I open my eyes, I'm feel my body very weak and uncomfortable... Feel like my bond crash here and there...It's so hurt...Huhuhu...I want somebody massage my body...

And then I remember that last saturday I've suksis training...Very tuff training not like before...We must rolling on the grass...Running, jumping, playing football and many more...The bad thing is on that day I've stomachache...My gastric come again and I don't like it...I do everything in a pain...But I want do what my friends do...I like playing...to release my stress...

In the afternoon we return back to our office...Can't walk anymore...Very tired and can't breath normally...ooohh...But I'm very happy because I can do it...Heheh...

To be continue...